{"product_id":"mug-just-a-mom-out-here-trying-not-to-raise-assholes-funny-ceramic-coffee-cup","title":"Mug — \"Just a Mom Out Here Trying Not to Raise Assholes\" Funny Ceramic Coffee Cup","description":"This 11oz ceramic mug brings sharp, honest humor to your morning routine. The bold black-and-white design reads like a private laugh between friends — a mom owning the messy, beautiful work of raising kids with blunt charm. It sits warm in your hands, C-handle ready for that essential first sip, and the rounded corners give it a familiar, well-loved feel. Use it for coffee, tea, or whatever keeps you steady during school runs, late-night grading, or chaotic weekends with the family. Dishwasher- and microwave-safe, it stands up to real life while keeping its attitude intact.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 11 oz white ceramic — comfortable daily size\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup\u003cbr\u003e- C-handle and rounded corners for a comfortable grip\u003cbr\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free, food-safe materials\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47817943351461,"sku":"23887331167891510970","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/9748\/5989\/files\/17555102769287541286_2048.jpg?v=1778469938","url":"https:\/\/goddess-sisters-boutique.myshopify.com\/products\/mug-just-a-mom-out-here-trying-not-to-raise-assholes-funny-ceramic-coffee-cup","provider":"Goddess sisters boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}